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[17 Aug 2006|01:54pm]
[ mood | surprised ]

God damn

Laura Gillis works at the dentist. I had her shoving stuff in my mouth for 10 minutes. Not a pleasant experience!

- Loz

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[13 Jun 2006|11:11pm]
[ mood | drunk ]

I'm bloody pissed

But then I suppose that's wjat a few glasses of wine does to a girl isn't it?! Also, the ocerwhleming sense of awe about finishign exams has finally unleadhed itself. Hahahahahahaha, I have nothing to do for a quater of the year. Hahahahaha

- Loz

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[16 Mar 2005|05:29pm]
Me: [looking at a newspaper with Owain] I'm going to find you a date *flicks to adverts*
Owain: I like having a girlfriend because I can say 'Ha ha all you sad single people'
Me: Awww, how nice *reads adverts* Alright, so you want a woman *reads* A 45 year old woman is seeking a toyboy for discreet fun. That could be you.
Owain: Shut up
Me: Ooooh, there's a 'Black Sugar Daddy seeking company'
Owain: *isn't impressed*
Matt: *walks in* I have loads of work to do again tonight. It's so bloody tiring at the moment.
Owain: Would a black sugar daddy help you take your mind off things?

Duncan: Owain, what is the Scythian tribe from?
Owain: It's from King Lear when Lear disowns Cordelia 'The barbarous Sythians'
Me: How do you remember that?
Owain: Because I'm ace. They were a Middle Aged tribe from the Baltic Sea
Me: What all 45 with receeding hairlines?

- Loz

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*sigh* [08 Jun 2004|03:35pm]
[ mood | hot ]

I'm so bored now.

- Loz

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Why hello there mortals [08 Jun 2004|10:54am]
[ mood | jubilant ]

I've finished all my exams.


- Loz

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A new day, a new excuse [04 Jun 2004|01:32pm]
[ mood | good ]

I was made to sit and watch Training Day with Matt and Duncan last night, which was crap. Was only consoled by the fact Ethan Hawke isn't that bad looking. However, despite what moderately_lea says, I have not started a new fetish. But I didn't get to the end to see if he died.

Speaking of which, I don't care what the Greek Myths says - I swear to God I killed Hector in Troy from over-attachment.

I mourn

Run banner, run!

- Loz

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Sing when you're winning [02 Jun 2004|12:14pm]
[ mood | happy ]

MY BNL album came in the post yesterday.

It is the live album from the Manchester concert we went to. Oh yes, I have the concert on CD.

- Loz

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Z - Maybe a trend has started [01 Jun 2004|12:38pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

My Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Rant

Abridged versionCollapse )

The BookGroup Newsletter version done at 12 at nightCollapse )

- Loz

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Green? [31 May 2004|05:30pm]
[ mood | confused ]

I have just changed my LJ colours. I was getting bored with the blue. However, I wasn't intentionally going for green. Is it green? I just can't tell.

- Loz

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Ahoy sexual tension! [31 May 2004|04:51pm]
[ mood | excited ]

Harry Potter tonight. I'm going to go find my witch hats for me and Lea. Have already rescued Hedwig from the depths of my room to come along too.

I think I might go find some Harry Potter icons in honour.

travelling_eram: I love you xxx

- Loz

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Lots of jumbly fun [29 May 2004|05:03pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]

There's only one thing worse than the music at work - when the CD gets stuck in the machine and does that stupid CD pause-y thing.


Name / Username:

Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com

- Loz

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Je suis très intelligent [25 May 2004|03:45pm]
[ mood | surprised ]


I will frame it when Matt returns home with it.


- Loz

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[25 May 2004|11:46am]
[ mood | bored ]

I am procrastinating. Again.

I can't wait for the exams to be over. I mean, I have been revising, very hard. I now know all there is to know about the following:

Urbanisation in Mexico City
Population changes in Mauritius and France
The movement of glaciers
Quotes from Act One of Othello

And hopefully by the end of today I shall be able to inform you all about rivers and whatever is next in my glaciation booklet. Plus I will have pretty new hair (I'm off to the hairdressers!)

But it's boring *yawns*

- Loz

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Prince Ali! [23 May 2004|07:07pm]
[ mood | silly ]

Make way for Prince Ali
Say hey! It's Prince Ali

Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's a bright new star!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet his eye!

Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!

Prince Ali! Fabulous he!
Ali Ababwa
Genuflect, shom some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Brush up your sunday salaam
The come and meet his spectacular coterie

Prince Ali!
Mighty is he!
Ali Ababwa
Strong as ten regular men, definitely!
He faced the galloping hordes
A hundred bad guys with swords
Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why, Prince Ali

He's got seventy-five golden camels
Purple peacocks
He's got fifty-three
When it comes to exotic-type mammals
Has he got a zoo?
I'm telling you, it's a world-class menagerie

Prince Ali! Handsome is he, Ali Ababwa
That physique! How can I speak
Weak at the knee
Well, get on out in that square
Adjust your vein and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali!

There's no question this Ali's alluring
Never ordinary, never boring
Everything about the man just plain impresses
He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder!
He's about to pull my heart asunder!
And I absolutely love the way he dresses!

He's got ninety-five white Persian monkeys
(He's got the monkeys, let's see the monkeys)
And to view them he charges no fee
(He's generous, so generous)
He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies
(Proud to work for him)
They bow to his whim love serving him
They're just lousy with loyalty to Ali! Prince Ali!

Prince Ali!
Amorous he! Ali Ababwa
Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see
And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by
With sixty elephants, llamas galore
With his bears and lions
A brass band and more
With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his bakers
His birds that warble on key
Make way for prince Ali!

Prince Ali, yes it is he
But not as you know him
Read my lips and come to grips with reality
Yes, meet a blast from your past
Whose lies were too good to last
Say hello to your precious Prince Ali!

So Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin
Just a con, need I go on?
Take it from me
His personality flaws
Give me adequate cause
To send him packing on a one-way trip
So his prospects take a terminal dip
His assets frozen, the venue chosen
Is the ends of the earth - whoopee!
So long, ex-Prince Ali!

- Loz

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We're tubbing it [22 May 2004|03:21pm]
[ mood | mellow ]

Why does my dad think that 17 years, 6 months and 22 days of bad parenting can be eliminated by the gift of....... a fridge magnet?

- Loz

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Sunniness! [20 May 2004|07:19pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

I defied the force that is the Ceefax weather maps and wore my new sandal-y-things. Luckily being a super dooper storm trooper it didn't rain and remained bright and sparkly all day.

Last day of college. Am growing up all too quickly for my liking.

- Loz

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I wander lonely as a cloud [19 May 2004|07:57pm]
[ mood | hot ]

The boo-ti-ful weather is just about to go away according to the Ceefax weather maps

Which is sad really

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Another postcard [16 May 2004|07:27pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

My revision is not going well. For Geography that is. I was going to do loads today, especially as we have a mock test tomorrow (eep!) but I made a revision timetable, then me and Matt took the Rat Dog for a walk, then we decided to watch Harry Potter (I'm insisting that he has some knowledge of it. He previously refused anything Harry Potter-y until he was caught between a conversation of mine and Lea's and then I think he became curiously interested), then I had tea, and now I'm on the internet. Woe. I'm going to fail - if only I could shake off my apathy.

We saw Bill Bailey on Friday night at Salford. I was most amused and chortled copiously. Dave and Matt wouldn't stop giggling (and it was giggling)

LA - I want to go to Canada, lucky wench. Send me a postcard du elan. We learnt about les elans en ma cours de francais a Mecredi. C'etait tres amusant.

Orange are doing Orange Wednesdays. We get to go to see films for £2.00! Wow!

- Loz

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Same shit, different day [13 Apr 2004|02:37pm]
[ mood | creative ]

I know, I know - it's been ages since I posted. I like to think it's because I have a very important life and just don't have time to post anymore. In truth, our internet has been playing up a bit and usually kicks me off after 5 or 10 minutes.

Because of this inconvenience I haven't been able to read all your updates mes amis. Please feel free to grace me with a 100 word summery of your recent life.

And happy birthday Dom. How I adore him.

- Loz

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Busy busy busy [30 Mar 2004|08:04pm]
[ mood | artistic ]

I have just done a bit of art homework. Must be coming down with something. Which reminds me, I couldn't get 'The Art Gang' pictures to upload. Woe is me. There was a great one of Lea upside down.

Iceland soon - w00t and squee!

- Loz

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